What A Good (If Slightly Weird) Boy Wants For Christmas

What do you give to someone who lives abnormally? Outside ordinary categories? Here's a short list of gifts that would satisfy somebody like ... oh ... Robert Krulwich.

Source: http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2011/12/22/144140817/what-a-good-if-slightly-weird-boy-wants-for-christmas?ft=1&f=1057

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